Funny quotes and sayings 2018
1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
3. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
4. "I'm not clumsy, it's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way."
5. "I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth than most people."
6. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
7. "I'm not a morning person, don't pull that kind of energy around me."
8. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy."
9. "I'm not a smart aleck, I'm just naturally sarcastic."
10. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
Above is Funny quotes and sayings 2018.
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Here are some novelty mugs with sayings that you might enjoy:1. Coffee, because adulting is hard.2. Espresso Patronum (for Harry Potter fans)3. Caffeine and sarcasm: my two favorite things.4. I like big cups and I cannot lie.5. I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person.6. Rise and gri
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