Funny sayings beer mug sayings
1. "Beer: Because adulting is hard."
2. "I'm not drunk, I'm just speaking cursive."
3. "Beer: The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."
4. "In dog beers, I've only had one."
5. "I have mixed drinks about feelings."
6. "Beer: Helping people lower their standards since 3000 BC."
7. "I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a professional beer taster."
8. "Beer: Making people more interesting since the invention of the beer mug."
9. "I'm not drinking alone, I'm social distancing."
10. "Beer: Because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad."
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