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Carthage was an ancient city in North Africa, known for its rich history and culture. Here are some sayings associated with Carthage:1. Carthage must be destroyed - This famous saying is attributed to the Roman senator Cato the Elder, who believed that Carthage posed a threat to Rome and needed to
1. Believe you can and you're halfway there. - Theodore Roosevelt2. Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer3. The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs4. Don't wa
1. A thief has a guilty conscience even when no one is chasing him.2. A thief runs faster when he's being chased.3. A thief's heart beats faster when the chase is on.4. A thief's footsteps echo louder when he's being pursued.5. A thief's fear grows stronger with each step of the chase.6.
1. Beer: because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad.2. Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.3. Life is brewtiful.4. In dog beers, I've only had one.5. Beer: helping ugly people have sex since 1862.6. Beer: the cause of, and solution to, all of life
1. No hoof, no horse.2. A good horse is never a bad color.3. The best thing for the inside of a man is the outside of a horse.4. No foot, no horse.5. A horse is worth more than riches.6. A horse is the projection of peoples' dreams about themselves - strong, powerful, beautiful - and it h
1. Kick off your birthday with a soccer-themed celebration!2. Score big at [Name]'s soccer birthday party!3. Join us for a goal-worthy birthday bash!4. Get ready to kick it at [Name]'s soccer birthday extravaganza!5. Celebrate like a champion at [Name]'s soccer birthday party!6. It's game
1. For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. - John 3:162. Trust in the Lord with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding. - Proverbs 3:53. I can do all things through Christ who strengthens m
1. Christmas Eve, a perfect night to express affection for your family, to forgive those who failed you, and to forget past mistakes. - Unknown2. Christmas Eve was a night of song that wrapped itself about you like a shawl. But it warmed more than your body. It warmed your heart... filled it, too
1. Thoughts are the seeds of action.2. Change your thoughts and you change your world.3. Thoughts become things.4. The mind is everything. What you think you become.5. As a man thinketh, so is he.6. Your thoughts shape your reality.7. Thoughts are the architects of our actions.8. The
1. Prayer is the key to heaven, but faith unlocks the door.2. Prayer is not asking. It is a longing of the soul. It is daily admission of one's weakness. It is better in prayer to have a heart without words than words without a heart. - Mahatma Gandhi3. Prayer is the most powerful weapon agains