Funny sayings buttons and pins

1. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."

2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."

3. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."

4. "I'm not short, I'm fun-sized."

5. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"

6. "I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me."

7. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."

8. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy."

9. "I'm not a procrastinator, I'm just on deadline mode."

10. "I'm not bossy, I just have better ideas."

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Sayings with art

1. Art is the lie that enables us to realize the truth. - Pablo Picasso2. Every artist was first an amateur. - Ralph Waldo Emerson3. Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time. - Thomas Merton4. Art is the most intense mode of individualism that the world has known.

Santa stress sayings

1. Santa's workshop is a busy place, but remember to take time for yourself.2. Don't let the holiday hustle and bustle get you down, Santa's got your back.3. Even Santa needs a break sometimes, so don't forget to relax and recharge.4. Santa knows that stress can be overwhelming, but remember

Very clever sayings

1. The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs2. In the middle of every difficulty lies opportunity. - Albert Einstein3. The best way to predict the future is to create it. - Peter Drucker4. Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you lo

Once you go black you never go back sayings

The saying once you go black, you never go back is a colloquial expression that is often used to suggest that once someone has experienced or been with a black partner, they will not want to be with partners of other races. This saying is considered to be stereotypical and can be offensive as it p

Death of a pet card sayings

1. Forever in our hearts, never forgotten.2. Gone but never forgotten, always in our memories.3. You brought so much joy into our lives, we will miss you dearly.4. In loving memory of our beloved pet, may you rest in peace.5. Your paw prints will forever be imprinted on our hearts.6. Alth

Hypocrite sayings

1. Do as I say, not as I do.2. Practice what you preach.3. Do as I say, not as I do.4. Rules are for other people, not for me.5. I'm above the rules.6. I can do whatever I want, but you can't.7. I know it's wrong, but I'm going to do it anyway.8. I'm not a hypocrite, I'm just being pr

Happy wife sayings

1. A happy wife is a happy life.2. Behind every successful man is a happy wife.3. A happy wife makes a happy home.4. Happy wife, happy life.5. A happy wife is a blessing from above.6. When the wife is happy, the whole family is happy.7. A happy wife is the secret to a happy marriage.8.

Church sign sayings on easter

1. He is risen! Rejoice and be glad.2. Celebrate the resurrection of our Savior.3. Easter: a time of new beginnings and hope.4. Let His love shine brightly this Easter.5. The tomb is empty, He is alive!6. Easter blessings to all who believe.7. From death to life, He has conquered all.8

Lonely quotes and sayings tumblr

Here are some lonely quotes and sayings from Tumblr:1. Loneliness is a sign you are in desperate need of yourself. - Rupi Kaur2. Sometimes you just need to be alone. Not to be lonely, but to enjoy your free time being yourself. - Unknown3. I am lonely, yet not everybody will do. I don't know wh

Skipping-rope sayings

1. Jumping rope is the cheapest, most effective form of cardio. 2. Life is like a skipping rope, you have to keep moving to stay in the game. 3. Skipping rope is not just for kids, it's a great workout for adults too. 4. In the game of life, sometimes you have to jump over obstacles like skip