1. "I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done." - Steven Wright
2. "I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants." - A. Whitney Brown
3. "I'm so ugly, my proctologist stuck his finger in my mouth." - Rodney Dangerfield
4. "I'm not a paranoid, deranged millionaire. God dammit, I'm a billionaire." - Howard Hughes
5. "I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already." - Tommy Cooper
Above is Funny sayings by comedians.
Of course! Here are some quotes and sayings that may inspire or uplift you:1. The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs2. Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer3.
1. A penny saved is a penny earned.2. Actions speak louder than words.3. All's fair in love and war.4. Better late than never.5. Don't count your chickens before they hatch.6. Every cloud has a silver lining.7. Haste makes waste.8. Ignorance is bliss.9. Kill two birds with one stone
1. Smooth seas never made a skilled sailor.2. A sailor's joys are as simple as a child's.3. Fair winds and following seas.4. Any ship can be a minesweeper once.5. The best ship is a friendship.6. A sailor without a destination cannot hope for a favorable wind.7. The sea, once it casts i
1. Bad news travels fast.2. When it rains, it pours.3. No news is good news.4. Bad news has wings.5. The only thing worse than bad news is no news at all.6. Bad news comes in threes.7. Bad news never has good timing.8. Bad news is like a storm that passes through.9. Bad news spreads
1. Break a leg - a way to wish someone good luck2. Bite the bullet - to endure a painful or difficult situation3. Burning the midnight oil - working late into the night4. Caught between a rock and a hard place - in a difficult situation with no good options5. Don't cry over spilled milk -
1. I didn't claw my way to the top just to deal with incompetence like this!2. I swear, if one more thing goes wrong, heads are going to roll!3. I'm not here to make friends, I'm here to make money!4. Do you want to be successful or do you want to be lazy? Because right now, you're acting lik
One fun and creative home craft idea to put sayings on is to make a personalized quote board. Here's how you can do it:Materials needed:- Wooden board or canvas- Paint or stain- Paintbrushes- Vinyl letter stickers or stencils- Acrylic paint or paint markers- Clear sealant (optional)Instructions:1. S
1. Sharing food is a way of showing love and care.2. A meal shared is a meal enjoyed twice.3. Sharing food brings people together and strengthens bonds.4. The joy of sharing food is in the act of giving and receiving.5. When you share your food, you share a part of yourself.6. Food tastes
1. You are my heart's desire, my soul's inspiration, and my love's eternal flame.2. In your arms, I have found my home, my peace, and my forever.3. Love is not just a feeling, it's a choice we make every day to cherish and honor each other.4. I never knew what true love was until I met you, a
1. Bloom where you are planted.2. Chase the sun, but keep your roots grounded.3. Embrace the journey, not just the destination.4. In a world of noise, find your silence.5. Let your light shine, even in the darkest of times.6. Create your own sunshine.7. Find beauty in the simple things.