Funny sayings calendar
1. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
2. "I'm not lazy, I'm in energy-saving mode."
3. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."
4. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
5. "I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth than you."
6. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
7. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
8. "I'm not a smart aleck, I'm a skilled conversationalist."
9. "I'm not a procrastinator, I'm just on a deadline."
10. "I'm not bossy, I just have better ideas."
Above is Funny sayings calendar.
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1. A stitch in time saves nine.2. Actions speak louder than words.3. The early bird catches the worm.4. A penny saved is a penny earned.5. Don't count your chickens before they hatch.6. Where there's a will, there's a way.7. Haste makes waste.8. The only constant in life is change.9.
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1. For unto us a child is born, unto us a son is given. - Isaiah 9:62. Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace, good will toward men. - Luke 2:143. Rejoice in the Lord always; again I will say, rejoice! - Philippians 4:44. And she shall bring forth a son, and thou shalt call his name
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1. The evening is a time of reflection and relaxation.2. As the sun sets, let go of your worries and embrace the peace of the evening.3. In the quiet of the evening, find solace in the beauty of the world around you.4. The evening whispers secrets of the day, inviting us to slow down and appr