Funny sayings drink

1. "I drink to make other people more interesting."

2. "I'm not an alcoholic, I'm a professional drinker."

3. "I only drink on days that end in 'y'."

4. "I have mixed drinks about feelings."

5. "I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you."

6. "I'm not a heavy drinker, I'm a light-headed drinker."

7. "I drink coffee because adulting is hard."

8. "I'm not a wine snob, I'm a wine enthusiast."

9. "I don't have a drinking problem, I have a drinking solution."

10. "I only drink on two occasions - when I'm thirsty and when I'm not."

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Dutch sayings translated to english

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