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Birthday girl card sayings

1. Happy birthday to the sweetest girl in the world! May your day be filled with love, laughter, and all your heart desires.2. To a girl who shines brighter than the sun, happy birthday! May your special day be as amazing as you are.3. Wishing the happiest of birthdays to a girl who brings so m

Game of thrones wine sayings

1. A Lannister always pays his debts... with a glass of wine.2. Winter is coming, but so is the wine.3. In the game of thrones, you win or you wine.4. The night is dark and full of tannins.5. Valar Morghulis, but first, wine.6. I drink and I know things... especially about wine.7. The N

Passed away sailor farewell sayings

1. Fair winds and following seas.2. May your anchor be heavy and your compass true.3. Sail on to the next horizon, sailor.4. Smooth sailing on your final voyage.5. May your journey be peaceful and your memories eternal.6. The sea will always remember your spirit.7. Rest easy, sailor, yo

Funny love sayings for your boyfriend

1. You're the cheese to my macaroni, the peanut butter to my jelly, and the bacon to my eggs.2. I love you more than pizza, and that's saying a lot!3. You're the reason I smile like an idiot when I think of you.4. I love you more than a kid loves candy... and that's a lot!5. You're my favor

Www.happy birthday sayings

Here are some happy birthday sayings that you can use to wish someone a special day:1. May your birthday be as special as you are.2. Wishing you a day filled with love, laughter, and joy.3. Another year older, another year wiser. Happy birthday!4. Celebrate today and make it a day to remember

Award sayings appreciation

1. I am truly grateful for this award and the recognition it brings. It inspires me to continue striving for excellence in all that I do.2. Receiving this award is a humbling experience, and I am thankful for the support and encouragement that has brought me to this point.3. I am honored to be

Sayings about make.friens

1. A true friend is one of life's greatest blessings.2. In the sweetness of friendship let there be laughter, and sharing of pleasures.3. Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, 'What! You too? I thought I was the only one.'4. A friend is someone who knows all about

My own life quotes and sayings

1. Life is a journey, not a destination.2. The only way to predict the future is to create it.3. Happiness is not a destination, it is a way of life.4. Success is not measured by how high you climb, but by how many people you bring with you.5. The only limits in life are the ones you set fo

Funny sayings in your bathroom

1. Please remain seated during the entire performance.2. Wash your hands and say your prayers because Jesus and germs are everywhere.3. If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seatie.4. Remember, the best seat in the house is the one with toilet paper.5. This is my throne

Just say hi or hello as you're passing sayings

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