Funny sayings for 50th anniversary

1. "50 years of putting up with each other - that's true love!"

2. "Half a century of love, laughter, and a whole lot of patience!"

3. "They say love is blind, but after 50 years, it must have perfect vision!"

4. "Here's to 50 years of marriage - may your love continue to grow old together!"

5. "Fifty years of marriage - that's like surviving a never-ending game of 'Who Can Annoy Each Other the Longest?'"

6. "After 50 years, you've probably heard each other's stories a million times - but you still laugh at the punchlines!"

7. "Cheers to 50 years of marriage - may your love be as strong as your coffee in the morning!"

8. "Fifty years of marriage - that's like a lifetime achievement award for putting up with each other!"

9. "Half a century of love and still going strong - you two are the real relationship goals!"

10. "Congratulations on 50 years of marriage - you've officially reached expert level in the game of love!"

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