Funny sayings for 60th birthday
1. "60 is only 15 in Celsius!"
2. "At 60, you've earned the right to be a little extra...extra forgetful, extra naps, extra snacks!"
3. "60 is the new 40...until you try to get out of bed in the morning!"
4. "60 is when you start to appreciate the 'good old days'...because you can't remember them!"
5. "They say life begins at 60...mainly because you can't remember anything before that!"
6. "60 is the perfect age...to start pretending you're 29 again!"
7. "At 60, you've officially reached 'vintage' status...like a fine wine, just a little more wrinkled!"
8. "60 is when you realize that 'senior moments' are just brain farts with a fancy name!"
9. "60 is when you start to embrace your inner child...mainly because you can't remember where you put your adulting skills!"
10. "60 is when you can finally say 'I'm too old for this' and actually mean it...unless it involves cake, then you're never too old!"
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