Funny sayings for 80 year olds

1. "I'm not old, I'm just well-seasoned!"

2. "I may be 80, but I still have a few tricks up my sleeve!"

3. "At my age, I've earned the right to be a little eccentric."

4. "I'm not old, I'm just a classic!"

5. "Life begins at 80... or so they say!"

6. "I may be 80, but I can still outwit the young whippersnappers!"

7. "Age is just a number, and mine happens to be a high one!"

8. "I'm like a fine wine - I only get better with age!"

9. "I've got 80 years of wisdom under my belt... and a few wrinkles too!"

10. "They say laughter is the best medicine, so at 80, I'm stocking up!"

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