Funny sayings for a 50th birthday

1. "Turning 50 is like turning 18 with 32 years of experience!"

2. "50 is the new 30... but with more wisdom and less hair!"

3. "At 50, you're not old, you're just retro!"

4. "Fifty and fabulous, just like fine wine!"

5. "Age is just a number, but 50 is a pretty big one!"

6. "Life begins at 50... and so do the wrinkles!"

7. "50 is when you start counting your blessings, instead of your candles!"

8. "Fifty and fabulous, just like a vintage car!"

9. "You're not 50, you're 18 with 32 years of experience and a few extra pounds!"

10. "Fifty is the perfect age... old enough to know better, young enough to still do it anyway!"

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