Funny sayings for a bad day
1. "Today is a perfect day to have a terrible day."
2. "I'm not saying it's been a bad day, but even my coffee needs a coffee."
3. "If life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand chocolate."
4. "I'm not sure if I'm having a bad day or if this is just my natural state of being."
5. "I'm not a morning person or an afternoon person. I'm a 'leave me alone' person."
6. "I'm not sure if I need a hug or a large glass of wine. Maybe both."
7. "I'm so stressed, even my stress has stress."
8. "Today's mood is brought to you by the letters F, U, and the number 2."
9. "If my life was a movie, it would be a comedy... with a lot of dark humor."
10. "I'm not saying I'm a hot mess, but my life is like a tornado in a trailer park."
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