Funny sayings for a birthday card

1. "Age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying you. Happy birthday!"

2. "You're not getting older, you're just increasing in value like a fine wine. Cheers to another year!"

3. "Another year older, another year wiser... or so they say. Happy birthday!"

4. "You're not old, you're just a classic! Happy birthday, vintage friend!"

5. "Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake. Enjoy your special day!"

6. "You're not over the hill, you're just reaching the peak of fabulousness. Happy birthday!"

7. "Age is just a number, but cake is a delicious reality. Enjoy every bite on your special day!"

8. "You're not aging, you're just increasing in awesomeness. Happy birthday, you magnificent human!"

9. "Don't worry about getting older, you're still a young soul at heart. Happy birthday!"

10. "Another year, another wrinkle... but who's counting? Enjoy your birthday and embrace the laughter lines!"

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