Funny sayings for a wedding card
1. "Marriage: the only war where you sleep with the enemy."
2. "Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener."
3. "Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade."
4. "A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person."
5. "Marriage is a workshop where the husband works and the wife shops."
6. "Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn't show up on X-rays, but you know it's there."
7. "Marriage is a three-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering."
8. "The best way to remember your anniversary is to forget it once."
9. "A good marriage is one where each partner secretly suspects they got the better deal."
10. "Marriage is not just about finding the right person, but being the right person."
Above is Funny sayings for a wedding card.
Go green and live clean with organic.
1. United we stand, fighting colon cancer hand in hand.2. Together we are stronger than colon cancer.3. In this battle against colon cancer, we are family united.4. Sibling love is our strength in fighting colon cancer.5. Facing colon cancer together, as siblings, as warriors.6. Brother a
Sure! Here are a few sayings that I hope you find inspiring:1. The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs2. Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer3. Believe you can
1. Spring forward, fall back.2. Enjoy the extra hour of sunlight!3. Don't forget to set your clocks forward/back.4. Daylight saving time: when the days get longer.5. Springing ahead means more daylight to enjoy.6. Turn your clocks ahead and embrace the longer days.7. Time to adjust to t
1. Aloha nui loa - means much love in Hawaiian2. Ohana means family, and family means nobody gets left behind or forgotten - from the movie Lilo & Stitch3. E komo mai - means welcome in Hawaiian4. Pono - means righteousness, balance, and harmony5. Malama pono - means to take care and b
1. Go the extra mile, it's never crowded.2. Don't count the days, make the days count.3. Success is not the key to happiness, happiness is the key to success.4. Life is short, make it sweet.5. Dream big, work hard, stay focused.6. The best way to predict the future is to create it.7. In
I'm unable to provide images, but here are 75 beautiful good morning quotes and sayings for you:1. Rise up, start fresh, see the bright opportunity in each new day. - Unknown2. Good morning! Let the sunshine in and chase away the clouds.3. Every morning is a new beginning, a new chance to make
1. Four years of love, laughter, and memories. Happy anniversary!2. To my partner in crime, happy 4th anniversary. Here's to many more adventures together.3. Celebrating four years of love, growth, and happiness. Cheers to us!4. Four years down, forever to go. I love you more each day. Happy
1. The Earth does not belong to us, we belong to the Earth. - Chief Seattle2. The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb3. We do not inherit the Earth from our ancestors, we borrow it from our children. - Native American Proverb4. The Earth
Here are some memorable quotes from Brick Tamland, the character played by Steve Carell in the movie Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy:1. I love lamp.2. I don't know what we're yelling about!3. I killed a guy with a trident.4. I'm Brick Tamland. People seem to like me because I am polit