Funny sayings for anniversary cards
1. "Love is like a fart, if you have to force it, it's probably crap. Happy Anniversary!"
2. "Marriage is a workshop where the husband works and the wife shops. Happy Anniversary!"
3. "Love is being stupid together. Happy Anniversary, you two crazy kids!"
4. "Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband. Happy Anniversary!"
5. "Congratulations on another year of tolerating each other. Happy Anniversary!"
6. "Love is sharing your popcorn. Happy Anniversary to the perfect pair of kernels!"
7. "Marriage is a three-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. Happy Anniversary!"
8. "You two are the perfect match, like peanut butter and jelly. Happy Anniversary!"
9. "A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. Happy Anniversary!"
10. "Here's to love, laughter, and happily ever after. Happy Anniversary!"
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