Funny sayings for best man speech
1. "They say marriage is a 50-50 partnership, but we all know it's more like 90-10. And we all know who the 90 is in this relationship!"
2. "I've known the groom for so long that I remember when his idea of a perfect date was a video game marathon. Now look at him, all grown up and getting married. Who would have thought?"
3. "They say a successful marriage is all about compromise. So, groom, get ready to compromise on everything from the TV remote to the last slice of pizza. But hey, that's love!"
4. "I've never seen two people more perfect for each other than the bride and groom. It's like they were made for each other...or at least made to put up with each other's quirks!"
5. "As the best man, it's my duty to give some advice to the groom. So here it is: always remember to say 'yes, dear' and 'you're right' – even when you know you're right!"
6. "They say marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. But by the end, you're looking for a club and a spade!"
7. "To the bride and groom: may your love be like a fine wine, growing stronger and more refined with each passing year. And may your arguments be like a good wine too – best when left to breathe for a while!"
8. "I've never seen a couple more in love than these two. It's like they were struck by Cupid's arrow...or maybe it was just a well-aimed Nerf gun shot by the groom!"
9. "They say marriage is a journey, not a destination. So buckle up, bride and groom, because you're in for the ride of your lives. And remember, it's not the destination that matters, but the company you keep along the way!"
10. "In the words of the great philosopher Beyoncé, 'if you like it, then you should have put a ring on it.' Well, groom, you liked it and you put a ring on it. So here's to a lifetime of putting up with each other's quirks and loving each other unconditionally!"
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