Funny sayings for blackboatds
1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."
2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
3. "I'm not short, I'm fun-sized."
4. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
5. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."
6. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
7. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
8. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy."
9. "I'm not a chef, I'm an artist in the kitchen."
10. "I'm not a troublemaker, I just have a knack for finding trouble."
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1. The saints are like the stars. In his providence Christ conceals them in a hidden place that they may not shine before others when they might wish to do so. Yet they are always ready to exchange the quiet of contemplation for the works of mercy as soon as they perceive in their hearts the invita
1. అక్కడ నుండి ఇక్కడ వరకు (From there to here)2. ఒక్కడు మనసు మరియు మనసు ఒక్కడు (One mind and one heart)3. ప్రేమ పాత్ర ప్రేమ పాత్రిక (Love is a vessel, lover is a vessel)4. ప్రేమ ప్రతిపాదన ప్రేమ ప్రతిపాదకుడు (Love is expressed, lover expresses)5. ప్రేమ ప్రతిపాదన ప్రేమ ప్రతిపాదకుడు (Love is
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