Funny sayings for cancer patients
1. "Cancer picked the wrong person to mess with!"
2. "Cancer may have invaded your body, but it can't touch your spirit."
3. "Cancer is just a bump in the road on your journey to kicking its butt!"
4. "Cancer may be tough, but you're tougher!"
5. "Cancer picked the wrong fighter to mess with – you're a warrior!"
6. "Cancer is no match for your strength and resilience."
7. "Cancer picked the wrong person to challenge – you're a rockstar!"
8. "Cancer may be trying to bring you down, but you're rising above it all!"
9. "Cancer is just a temporary inconvenience in your amazing life story."
10. "Cancer is no match for your positive attitude and fighting spirit!"
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