Funny sayings for cards

1. "Age is just a number, but wrinkles are a roadmap of your life's adventures."

2. "Life is short, smile while you still have teeth."

3. "You're not old, you're just a classic."

4. "Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional."

5. "Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been."

6. "You're not over the hill, you're just on the back nine."

7. "Age is like fine wine, it gets better with time."

8. "You're not getting older, you're increasing in value."

9. "Don't worry about getting older, you're still a spring chicken at heart."

10. "Remember, you're not old, you're just well-seasoned."

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