Funny sayings for christmas aprons
1. "I'm dreaming of a white Christmas... but if the white runs out, I'll drink the red!"
2. "Santa, I can explain... but first, let me pour you a drink."
3. "This kitchen runs on love, laughter, and lots of wine."
4. "I'm on the naughty list and I'm okay with it."
5. "Christmas calories don't count when you're wearing an apron, right?"
6. "I'm just here for the cookies... and the wine."
7. "I'm the reason Santa has a 'nice' list."
8. "I'm dreaming of a wine Christmas."
9. "This kitchen is seasoned with love and a dash of sass."
10. "I'm the reason the eggnog is spiked."
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