Funny sayings for each month

January: "New year, same me...just colder."

February: "Love is in the air...along with the smell of chocolate."

March: "Marching into spring like a boss."

April: "April showers bring May flowers...and wet socks."

May: "May the force be with you...as you try to adult."

June: "Sun's out, puns out."

July: "Fireworks are like glitter for the sky."

August: "Sweating like a sinner in church."

September: "Wake me up when September ends...or at least when the coffee is ready."

October: "Witch better have my candy."

November: "Gobble 'til you wobble."

December: "Tis the season to be jolly...and broke."

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Daily philosophical sayings

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Civil war sayings and quotes

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