1. "I told you I was sick"
2. "Here lies the last person who tried to scare me"
3. "I'll be back...maybe"
4. "Witch way to the candy?"
5. "I'm just here for the boos"
6. "RIP Diet, I'll haunt you forever"
7. "I'm just dying to meet you"
8. "Gone haunting, be back never"
9. "I'm just a ghost looking for a boo"
10. "I came, I saw, I haunted"
Above is Funny sayings for halloween headstones.
1. A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin2. The best thing to hold onto in life is each other. - Audrey Hepburn3. A great marriage is not when the 'perfect couple' comes together. It is when an imperfect couple learns to enjoy
1. Farewell, my friend, until we meet again.2. May the road rise up to meet you, and the wind be always at your back.3. Parting is such sweet sorrow.4. Goodbye for now, but not forever.5. Until we meet again, may God hold you in the palm of His hand.6. Goodbye, but not farewell.7. May y
1. Happiness is not something ready made. It comes from your own actions. - Dalai Lama2. The key to being happy is knowing you have the power to choose what to accept and what to let go. - Dodinsky3. Satisfaction lies in the effort, not in the attainment. Full effort is full victory. - Mahatma
1. As for me and my house, we will serve the Lord. - Joshua 24:152. Family is not an important thing, it's everything. - Michael J. Fox3. A family that prays together stays together.4. In family life, love is the oil that eases friction, the cement that binds closer together, and the music th
1. I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.2. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.3. I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.4. I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.5. I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode.6
1. The best way to find yourself is to lose yourself in the service of others. - Mahatma Gandhi2. No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted. - Aesop3. The purpose of human life is to serve, and to show compassion and the will to help others. - Albert Schweitzer4. The true measur
1. Lang may yer lum reek. (May your chimney always smoke.)2. Haste ye back. (Come back soon.)3. Guidbye and joy be wi' ye. (Goodbye and joy be with you.)4. Slàinte mhath! (Good health!)5. Till we meet again.
1. May God bless you on this special day and guide you always.2. As your godparents, we promise to support and love you unconditionally.3. May your baptism be the beginning of a life filled with faith, hope, and love.4. We are honored to be chosen as your godparents and will always be here fo
1. The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs2. The best way to predict the future is to create it. - Peter Drucker3. Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer4. The
1. A good doctor's comforting and reassuring words are sometimes more powerful than the medicines. 2. The best doctor gives the least medicines. 3. The art of healing comes from nature, not from the physician. 4. A doctor is not only a healer of wounds, but also a comforter of the soul. 5.