1. "I told you I was sick"
2. "Here lies the last person who tried to scare me"
3. "I'll be back...maybe"
4. "RIP Diet, I'll see you in the afterlife"
5. "I'm just here for the boos"
6. "Death by chocolate"
7. "Gone haunting, be back never"
8. "I came, I saw, I haunted"
9. "I'm just dying to meet you"
10. "Witch way to the candy?"
Above is Funny sayings for halloween tombstones.
1. Behind every strong sailor is an even stronger Navy wife.2. Home is where the Navy sends us.3. A Navy wife: a woman who bravely stands behind her sailor, holding down the fort while he defends the country.4. Sailor's wife, toughest job in the Navy.5. Love anchors the soul of a Navy wife.
1. May your troubles be less and your blessings be more, and nothing but happiness come through your door.2. May the road rise up to meet you, may the wind be always at your back.3. A good laugh and a long sleep are the two best cures for anything.4. May you live as long as you want and never
1. Blow bubbles, not your chances.2. Chew on life's challenges and blow them away.3. Life is sweet, just like bubble gum.4. Pop your worries away with a bubble.5. Chew on happiness and blow away the blues.6. Bubble gum: the perfect remedy for a boring day.7. Life is better with a bubble
1. I work out because I know I would be the first to die in a horror movie.2. I work out so I can eat more pizza without feeling guilty.3. I work out because my body is a temple, but it's more like a fixer-upper.4. I work out so I can chase my dreams...or just run away from my problems.5. I
1. I'm a lover, not a fighter. But I'm also a fighter, so don't get any ideas.2. I'm like a shark. I have to keep moving or I'll die.3. I'm one of those people who can't stand silence. I need music playing at all times.4. I'm not lazy, I'm just highly motivated to do nothing.5. I'm not sayi
1. Gobble 'til you wobble!2. Eat, drink, and be thankful.3. Thankful, blessed, and mashed potato obsessed.4. Grateful hearts and full plates.5. Turkey and pie, oh my!6. Giving thanks with a full belly.7. May your stuffing be tasty and your turkey plump.8. Thankful for family, friends, and pumpkin pi
1. The soul is never born nor does it ever die; nor having once existed, does it ever cease to be. The soul is without birth, eternal, immortal, and ageless. It is not destroyed when the body is destroyed.2. Perform your duty with a pure heart, without attachment to the results. The results are n
1. Faith is taking the first step even when you don't see the whole staircase. - Martin Luther King Jr.2. Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will. - Mahatma Gandhi3. Faith is the strength by which a shattered world shall emerge into the light. - Helen K
1. We grow too soon old and too late smart.2. The best way to succeed is to try just one more time.3. A stitch in time saves nine.4. The early bird catches the worm.5. Don't count your chickens before they hatch.6. You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear.7. The apple doesn't fall
Julian of Norwich was a 14th-century English mystic and theologian known for her spiritual writings, particularly her book Revelations of Divine Love. Here are some of her famous sayings:1. All shall be well, and all shall be well, and all manner of thing shall be well.2. The greatest honor we