Funny sayings for pillows
1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on pillow time."
2. "This pillow is my happy place, don't disturb the peace."
3. "I may be fluffy, but I'm no pushover."
4. "Nap hard, dream big."
5. "I'm not just a pillow, I'm a support system."
6. "Pillow talk is the best kind of conversation."
7. "I'm here to cushion the blow of reality."
8. "This pillow is my sanctuary, enter at your own risk."
9. "I'm not just a pillow, I'm a fluffy fortress."
10. "Life is short, buy the pillows."
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