Funny sayings for sign boards
1. "Caution: Unattended children will be given an espresso and a free puppy."
2. "Free WiFi: Because you can't live without Instagram."
3. "Don't make me get out my flying monkeys."
4. "Please do not feed the unicorns, they are on a strict diet."
5. "If life gives you lemons, return them for a refund."
6. "Keep calm and pretend it's not Monday."
7. "Warning: Grumpy people may be subject to tickling."
8. "Smile, it confuses people."
9. "In case of emergency, break out the dance moves."
10. "Happiness is just a burrito away."
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