Phony quotes and sayings
1. "The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."
2. "Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get...unless you read the label."
3. "If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you."
4. "A penny saved is a penny earned, but a dollar found in the laundry is a bonus."
5. "Keep your friends close and your enemies on speed dial."
6. "When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave the world wondering how you did it."
7. "The grass is always greener on the other side because it's fake turf."
8. "You miss 100% of the shots you don't take, but you also avoid embarrassing airballs."
9. "Don't cry over spilled milk, unless it's chocolate milk, then it's a tragedy."
10. "Actions speak louder than words, but sometimes a well-timed eye roll speaks volumes."
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