Funny sayings for students
1. "I'm not a procrastinator, I'm just on a break from being productive."
2. "I have a degree in procrastination, but I keep forgetting where I put it."
3. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
4. "I have a black belt in multitasking - I can watch Netflix, study, and nap all at the same time."
5. "I'm not failing, I'm just exploring alternative grading systems."
6. "I'm not lost, I'm just taking the scenic route to success."
7. "I don't always study, but when I do, it's the night before the exam."
8. "I'm not absent-minded, I'm just present in my own world."
9. "I may be a student, but my real talent is in the art of finding free food on campus."
10. "I'm not a math whiz, I'm just good at calculating how much sleep I can get before class."
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