1. "Dropping the kids off at the pool."
2. "Taking a trip to the porcelain throne."
3. "Going to visit the reading room."
4. "Releasing the Kraken."
5. "Making a deposit at the bank of porcelain."
6. "Taking a load off."
7. "Going to see a man about a horse."
8. "Having a sit-down meeting with the boss."
9. "Doing some paperwork."
10. "Sending a fax to the underground office."
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