Funny sayings for the new year
1. "May your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions."
2. "My New Year's resolution is to be more optimistic by keeping my cup half-full with either rum, vodka, or whiskey."
3. "May your neighbors respect you, trouble neglect you, angels protect you, and heaven accept you in the New Year."
4. "New Year's resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time."
5. "My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating... starting tomorrow."
6. "May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions!"
7. "New Year's resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time."
8. "May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions!"
9. "My New Year's resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask me about my New Year's resolutions."
10. "May your hair, your teeth, your face-lift, your abs, and your stocks not fall, and may your blood pressure, your triglycerides, your cholesterol, your white blood count, and your mortgage interest never rise."
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