Funny sayings for the office
1. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
2. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
3. "I'm not procrastinating, I'm just prioritizing my tasks."
4. "I'm not a perfectionist, I just have high standards for everything."
5. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
6. "I'm not ignoring you, I'm just on a deadline."
7. "I'm not being lazy, I'm conserving energy for when I really need it."
8. "I'm not being difficult, I'm just challenging your ideas."
9. "I'm not gossiping, I'm networking."
10. "I'm not being sarcastic, I'm just using my natural wit."
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