Funny sayings for tip jars
1. "Tip me and I'll show you a magic trick - I'll make your money disappear!"
2. "Help me retire from this jar and I promise to spend it on something frivolous."
3. "Tips appreciated, sarcasm tolerated."
4. "If you tip me, I'll pretend you're my favorite customer."
5. "Tip jar: the only jar that's happy to see you empty it."
6. "Tips: the only thing standing between me and a nap."
7. "Tip generously and I'll pretend I didn't see you take extra napkins."
8. "Tip jar: where spare change goes to live its best life."
9. "Tips make the coffee taste better... or at least that's what I tell myself."
10. "Tip jar: where good deeds and spare change collide."
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