Funny sayings for tombstones
1. "I told you I was sick!"
2. "Here lies someone who finally stopped procrastinating."
3. "I always knew this day would come, but I didn't expect it to be so soon."
4. "I'm just here for the eternal nap."
5. "Well, this wasn't on my bucket list."
6. "I guess I won't be needing that gym membership anymore."
7. "Here lies the world's greatest lover... of naps."
8. "I told you I was feeling a little grave."
9. "I'm not dead, just taking a really long nap."
10. "Here lies someone who finally found peace and quiet."
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