Funny sayings for tumblers
1. "I run on caffeine, sarcasm, and inappropriate thoughts."
2. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."
3. "I don't need anger management, I need people to stop pissing me off."
4. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
5. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
6. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
7. "I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth than most people."
8. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
9. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
10. "I'm not weird, I'm limited edition."
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Here are some Oktoberfest sayings that would be great for t-shirts:1. Prost! Oktoberfest 20212. Keep calm and drink beer at Oktoberfest3. Dirndl, Lederhosen, and Beer4. Oktoberfest: Where the beer flows and the fun never ends5. Ein Prosit! Oktoberfest Cheers6. Let's get Oktoberfested!7.
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1. Well done, good and faithful servant. - Matthew 25:212. The Lord bless you and keep you; the Lord make his face shine on you and be gracious to you. - Numbers 6:24-253. For I know the plans I have for you, declares the Lord, plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope an
1. Dil toh bacha hai ji, thoda kaccha hai ji. (The heart is like a child, a little immature.)2. Jab tak suraj chaand rahega, logon ka sense of humor badalne wala nahi. (As long as the sun and moon exist, people's sense of humor won't change.)3. Zindagi mein hamesha khush rehna chahiye, kyunki t
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1. Olive oil is the elixir of life.2. In olive oil, there is wisdom.3. A drop of olive oil can make a world of difference.4. Olive oil is the golden nectar of the Mediterranean.5. Cooking with olive oil is like painting with a flavorful brush.6. Olive oil is the secret ingredient that ele
1. Stay safe, stay home, save lives.2. In this together, apart.3. Spread kindness, not the virus.4. Flatten the curve, not the spirit.5. Wash your hands and say your prayers, because germs and Jesus are everywhere.6. Social distancing today, to hug you tighter tomorrow.7. This too shall
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