Funny sayings from mum to older children

1. "You're not fully dressed until you're wearing a smile... and matching socks!"

2. "If you can't say something nice, make sure it's hilarious."

3. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out... with just one look!"

4. "I used to be cool, but then I had kids."

5. "I'm not just a regular mom, I'm a cool mom... or at least I try to be."

6. "Remember, I know all your secrets... and I have embarrassing baby photos to prove it."

7. "I brought you up to be independent, but don't forget I still know how to use the 'mom voice'."

8. "I may not be a superhero, but I can still find that missing sock faster than anyone else."

9. "I'm not just your mom, I'm your personal comedian... whether you like it or not."

10. "I may not always be right, but I'm never wrong... just ask your father."

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