Funny sayings from personnel reviews
1. "Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap."
2. "Has a mind like a steel trap - rusty and illegal in 37 states."
3. "If brains were dynamite, he wouldn't have enough to blow his nose."
4. "Sets low personal standards and consistently fails to achieve them."
5. "His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity."
6. "A gross ignoramus - 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus."
7. "He's not the sharpest tool in the shed, but he does have a lot of enthusiasm for hammering things."
8. "If he were any more laid back, he'd be horizontal."
9. "A prime candidate for natural de-selection."
10. "He brings a lot of joy whenever he leaves the room."
Above is Funny sayings from personnel reviews.
1. We
1. For unto us a child is born, unto us a son is given. - Isaiah 9:62. Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace, good will toward men. - Luke 2:143. May the light of the Christmas star guide you in your journey, and may the love of Jesus fill your heart with joy and peace. 4. Rejoice i
1. Communication is key.2. It's not just what you say, but how you say it.3. Good communication is the bridge between confusion and clarity.4. Listen first, speak second.5. Words have power, use them wisely.6. Communication is a skill that can be learned and mastered.7. Effective commun
1. Ti amo più della mia stessa vita. (I love you more than my own life.)2. Sei l'amore della mia vita. (You are the love of my life.)3. Senza di te, il mio cuore è vuoto. (Without you, my heart is empty.)4. Tu sei la mia anima gemella. (You are my soulmate.)5. Il mio amore per te è infinito
1. Cowgirl up and ride on!2. Life's a rodeo, so grab the bull by the horns!3. Grit, grace, and a little bit of cowgirl sass.4. Kick up your boots and let's rodeo!5. Rodeo girls do it with style and a smile.6. She's a little bit country, a little bit rodeo queen.7. Ride like the wind and
1. I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying. - Oscar Wilde2. I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender. - Rodney Dangerfield3. I am not
Salt away means to save or store something for future use, often in a secure or hidden place. It can also refer to setting aside money or resources for a specific purpose.
1. Spring is nature's way of saying, 'Let's party!' - Robin Williams2. Blossom by blossom the spring begins. - Algernon Charles Swinburne3. Spring is a time of new beginnings and fresh starts. 4. No winter lasts forever; no spring skips its turn. - Hal Borland5. Spring breathes new life int
1. Sometimes the heartbreak is so deep that words can't do it justice.2. I never knew a heart could break so quietly.3. It's amazing how someone can break your heart, but you still love them with all the little pieces.4. Heartbreak is a heavy burden to carry, but it's a reminder that we are c
1. You did it! Time to celebrate with cake!2. Congrats grad! Let's eat cake and celebrate your success.3. Hats off to the graduate! Let's have some cake.4. You're one smart cookie... I mean, graduate! Let's have cake.5. Cake: the perfect way to sweeten your college graduation.6. From all-