Funny sayings in church bulletins
1. "Don't let worry kill you, let the church help."
2. "Don't give up. Moses was once a basket case."
3. "Come early for the best seats in the house - God's house, that is."
4. "Exercise daily. Walk with the Lord."
5. "Looking for a lifeguard? Ours walks on water."
6. "God answers knee-mail."
7. "The best vitamin for a Christian is B1."
8. "Don't wait for the hearse to take you to church."
9. "The church is prayer-conditioned."
10. "Forbidden fruit creates many jams."
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