Funny sayings on facebook

1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."

2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."

3. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."

4. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"

5. "I'm not short, I'm just vertically challenged."

6. "I'm not addicted to chocolate, I just have a strong relationship with it."

7. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."

8. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."

9. "I'm not weird, I'm limited edition."

10. "I'm not a smart aleck, I'm just sarcastic."

Above is Funny sayings on facebook.

Khmer love sayings

Here are some Khmer love sayings:1. ស្រលាញ់ស្រលាញ់ស្រលាញ់ទេវតា (Sralanh sralanh sralanh tvea)Translation: Love, love, love forever.2. ស្រលាញ់ស្រលាញ់ស្រលាញ់ស្រលាញ់ទេវតា (Sralanh sralanh sralanh sralanh tvea)Translation: Love, love, love, love forever.3. ស្រលាញ់ទេវតា ស្រលាញ់ទេវតា (Sralanh tvea s

Cod zombie sayings

1. Insta-kill!2. Max ammo!3. Double points!4. Carpenter!5. Ka-boom!6. Fetch me their souls!7. Time to feed the horde!8. They're coming from all sides!9. Watch your back, they're everywhere!10. Don't get too close, they'll tear you apart!

Quotes on equality sayings

1. All men are created equal. - Declaration of Independence2. Equality is the soul of liberty; there is, in fact, no liberty without it. - Frances Wright3. I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin, but by

Bubble sayings for birthdays

1. Pop the bubbly, it's your birthday!2. Life is a bubble, so make a wish and blow out the candles!3. Cheers to another year of bubbles and birthdays!4. May your birthday be filled with joy, laughter, and lots of bubbles!5. Like a bubble, may your happiness and blessings soar on your specia

China quotes sayings

1. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. - Chinese Proverb2. The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb3. When the winds of change blow, some people build walls and others build windmills. - Chinese Proverb4. The gem canno

Best tip sayings

1. A smooth sea never made a skilled sailor.2. The harder you work, the luckier you get.3. Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful.4. Don't wait for opportunity. Create it.5. The only way to do great work i

Cute sayings for brownies

1. Life is short, eat the brownie first.2. Brownies are a hug in a square.3. Stressed spelled backwards is desserts - coincidence? I think not. Time for a brownie!4. Brownies make everything better.5. Love at first bite - brownie edition.6. Brownies are the key to my heart.7. You're the

Qr code sayings

Here are some sayings that you can generate into QR codes:1. Live, laugh, love.2. Carpe diem.3. Dream big, work hard.4. Be the change you wish to see in the world.5. Stay positive, work hard, make it happen.6. Believe you can and you're halfway there.7. Inhale courage, exhale fear.8.

Moon knight sayings

1. I am the fist of Khonshu, the protector of the night.2. The moon is my guide, and justice is my mission.3. I walk the line between light and darkness, serving as the voice of the moon.4. In the shadows, I am the avenger of the innocent and the punisher of the guilty.5. My mind is my grea

Cute photo quotes sayings

1. Love is a four-legged word.2. Pawsitively adorable.3. Life is better with a furry friend.4. My therapist has fur and four legs.5. Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.6. Home is where the dog is.7. Happiness is a warm puppy.8. The road to my heart is paved wit