Funny sayings in the west indies

1. "Don't count your chickens before they hatch, or you might end up with a basket full of eggs."

2. "If you want to see a man's true colors, give him a coconut to open with his bare hands."

3. "The early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."

4. "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him swim."

5. "Don't put all your mangoes in one basket, or you might end up with a sticky mess."

6. "Life is like a pot of callaloo, it's better when you mix it up."

7. "When life gives you lemons, make a rum punch and lime."

8. "A rolling stone gathers no coconuts, but it sure does have a good time."

9. "Don't worry about the mule going blind, just load the cart with bananas."

10. "You can't make a crab walk straight, but you can sure enjoy watching it try."

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