Funny sayings involving dreams come true

1. "I finally realized my dreams were coming true when I woke up with a sandwich in each hand."

2. "I must be dreaming, because my dream of eating ice cream for breakfast is actually coming true."

3. "They say dreams come true, but I never expected mine to involve a talking unicorn."

4. "I always knew my dreams would come true one day, but I never thought it would involve a dancing chicken."

5. "I thought my dreams were coming true when I won the lottery, but then I woke up and realized it was just a dream."

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Drake sayings from songs

1. Started from the bottom, now we're here.2. YOLO, you only live once.3. I'm more than just an option.4. Know yourself, know your worth.5. I'm on one.6. I'm just saying you could do better.7. I'm the one that hit that same spot, she the one that bring them rain drops.8. I'm living li

Cute sayings for coworkers

1. Teamwork makes the dream work!2. You're the peanut butter to my jelly.3. Together we can conquer anything!4. Work hard, stay humble.5. You're the highlight of my workday.6. We make a great team - like milk and cookies!7. Thanks for being a ray of sunshine in the office.8. In this o

Christmas moose sayings

1. Merry Christmoose!2. May your antlers be merry and bright.3. Hoofing around the Christmas tree.4. Don't get your tinsel in a tangle.5. May your Christmas be as majestic as a moose in the snow.6. Tis the season to be jolly, fa la la la la, la la la la-moose.7. Wishing you a moose-tast

Meme sayings funny

1. When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.2. I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode.3. I put the 'pro' in procrastination.4. I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.5. I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.6. I'm not short, I'm just more down to

Savage sayings for bios

1. I may be savage, but at least I'm honest.2. I'm not here to please everyone, just myself.3. I'm too busy being a boss to worry about what you think.4. I'm not a player, I just crush a lot.5. I'm not a snack, I'm the whole damn meal.6. I'm not for everyone, and that's okay.7. I'm not

Aircraft mechanic jokes sayings

1. Why did the aircraft mechanic break up with his girlfriend? Because she couldn't handle his baggage.2. Aircraft mechanics have a lot of torque-y jokes.3. Why did the aircraft mechanic go to therapy? He had too many hang-ups.4. What did the aircraft mechanic say to the pilot who was feeling

Bad ass tshirt sayings

1. Too glam to give a damn2. Slay all day3. Sorry, I'm not sorry4. In a world full of trends, I want to remain a classic5. I'm not bossy, I'm the boss6. I run on coffee, sarcasm, and lipstick7. I'm not a player, I just crush a lot8. I'm not short, I'm fun-sized9. Be a voice, not an

Peach wedding sayings

1. Love is peachy keen, just like a peach wedding scene.2. May your love be as sweet as a ripe peach on your wedding day.3. Here's to a love as juicy and vibrant as a ripe peach.4. A peachy wedding for a peachy couple, may your love always be in full bloom.5. Wishing you a marriage as sweet

Common old english sayings

1. All's well that ends well.2. Bite the bullet.3. Beggars can't be choosers.4. Don't count your chickens before they hatch.5. Every cloud has a silver lining.6. Actions speak louder than words.7. A penny saved is a penny earned.8. Don't cry over spilled milk.9. Don't put all your e

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