Funny sayings of boat captains

1. "I'm the captain of this ship, but I still can't navigate my way out of a paper bag."

2. "I may be the captain, but I still get seasick like the rest of you landlubbers."

3. "I've been sailing for years, but I still can't parallel park a boat to save my life."

4. "They say a captain always goes down with his ship, but I'm more of a 'jump overboard and swim to safety' kind of guy."

5. "I'm the captain, so I get to make all the important decisions... like what flavor of chips to have for snack time."

6. "Being a boat captain is like being a parent to a bunch of unruly children... except the children are the ones steering the ship."

7. "I may be the captain, but I still have to ask my crew for directions half the time."

8. "They call me Captain Clumsy because I've tripped over my own anchor more times than I can count."

9. "I'm the captain, so I get to wear this fancy hat... but it doesn't make me any better at tying knots."

10. "I may be in charge of this ship, but let's be real, the real boss is the ocean."

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