1. "If you can read this, bring me chocolate."
2. "This meeting is BS."
3. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."
4. "If you can see this, my feet are up."
5. "I'm not bossy, I just have better ideas."
6. "This might be wine."
7. "I'm silently judging you."
8. "I'm not a morning person."
9. "I'm not a regular mom, I'm a cool mom."
10. "I'm too pretty to work."
Above is Funny sayings on bottom of socks.
Here are some examples of bathing suits with sayings:1. Beach Please2. Mermaid Off Duty3. Sunkissed4. Vacay Mode5. Sun's Out, Buns Out6. Good Vibes Only7. Seas the Day8. Life's a Beach9. Shell Yeah10. Just Keep Swimming
1. Trust takes years to build, seconds to break, and forever to repair.2. The saddest thing about betrayal is that it never comes from your enemies, it comes from those you trust the most.3. Betrayal is like a snake, it slithers in unnoticed and strikes when you least expect it.4. The only th
1. जो अपने लिए जीता है, वही असली विजेता है। Translation: He who lives for himself is the true winner.2. अपने पाँव पर खड़ा रहना सीखो, दुसरों के साहारे चलना तो हर कोई जानता है। Translation: Learn to stand on your own feet, everyone knows how to walk with the support of others.3. अंधेरे में दी
1. Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. - Aristotle2. The best thing to hold onto in life is each other. - Audrey Hepburn3. Love is not about how much you say 'I love you,' but how much you prove that it's true. - Unknown4. Love is a friendship set to music. - Joseph Camp
1. A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush - It is better to have something that is certain than to risk losing it by trying to get something better.2. Like a fish out of water - Feeling uncomfortable or out of place in a particular situation.3. Busy as a bee - Working very hard and dilige
Here are some funny sayings that could be printed on flour sack towels:1. I like big bundts and I cannot lie2. Whisk me away3. Bakers gonna bake4. Rollin' with my homies5. Sift happens6. Just roll with it7. Life is what you bake of it8. I'm on a roll9. Rise and shine10. Let's get
1. You will soon meet someone who will change your life... for better or for worse.2. You will find joy in the little things, like finding money in your pocket or a cookie in your fortune.3. Your luck will change... for better or for worse, who knows?4. Beware of the duck... it may be watchin
1. Sometimes the heart sees what is invisible to the eye. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.2. The heart was made to be broken. - Oscar Wilde3. It's hard to forget someone who gave you so much to remember. - Unknown4. The saddest thing about love is that not only that it cannot last forever, but that hea
1. Why fear when I am here?2. Love one another and help others to rise to the higher levels, simply by pouring out love. Love is infectious and the greatest healing energy.3. All action results from thought, so it is thoughts that matter.4. Do not be idle: work, utter God's name and read the
1. A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops. - Henry Adams2. Teaching is the profession that teaches all other professions. - Unknown3. The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains. The superior teacher demonstrates. The great teacher inspires. - William