Funny sayings on gravestones

1. "I told you I was sick!"

2. "Well, this sucks."

3. "I'll be back... maybe."

4. "Here lies someone who finally stopped procrastinating."

5. "Don't worry, I'm not haunting you... yet."

6. "I guess I should have listened to my doctor."

7. "At least I don't have to pay taxes anymore."

8. "I always said I wanted to be six feet under, but this is ridiculous."

9. "Here lies the world's greatest lover... of naps."

10. "I told you I was feeling grave."

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