Funny sayings on shirts
1. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."
3. "I run on coffee, sarcasm, and inappropriate thoughts."
4. "I'm not a morning person, I'm not an afternoon person, I'm not an evening person. Basically, I'm not a person."
5. "I'm not short, I'm fun-sized."
6. "I'm not a control freak, but you're doing it wrong."
7. "I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me."
8. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
9. "I'm not weird, I'm limited edition."
10. "I'm not a player, I just crush a lot... at video games."
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Busy as a bee in a honeysuckle vine.
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1. Be yourself; everyone else is already taken. - Oscar Wilde2. Don't be afraid to be different, be afraid of being the same as everyone else. 3. Embrace your uniqueness, it is what sets you apart from the rest.4. In a world where you can be anything, be yourself.5. The things that make you