Funny sayings on tshirts
1. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
3. "I'm not a morning person, I'm not an afternoon person, I'm not an evening person. I'm a 'leave me alone' person."
4. "I put the 'pro' in procrastinate."
5. "I'm not short, I'm fun-sized."
6. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just on a mission to test gravity."
7. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
8. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
9. "I'm not weird, I'm limited edition."
10. "I'm not a smart aleck, I'm a skilled conversationalist."
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1. Wie die Sauerkraut, so der Mensch. (As the sauerkraut, so the person.)2. Alles hat ein Ende, nur die Wurst hat zwei - und das Sauerkraut auch. (Everything has an end, only the sausage has two - and the sauerkraut too.)3. Da steppt der Bär im Sauerkraut. (That's where the bear dances in the
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1. Good things come to those who wait.2. Patience is a virtue.3. The best things in life are worth waiting for.4. Waiting is a sign of true love and patience.5. Sometimes the best things take time.6. Waiting is a test of faith and perseverance.7. Great things come to those who wait pati
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