Funny sayings on valentines day cards
1. "Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you...most of the time."
2. "You're the cheese to my macaroni, the peanut butter to my jelly, and the weird to my normal. Happy Valentine's Day!"
3. "I love you more than pizza, and that's saying a lot. Happy Valentine's Day!"
4. "You're the reason I smile, even when I'm trying not to. Happy Valentine's Day!"
5. "Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm terrible at rhyming, but I still love you!"
6. "You're the peanut to my butter, the jelly to my toast, and the bacon to my eggs. Basically, you complete me. Happy Valentine's Day!"
7. "I love you more than Kanye loves Kanye. And that's a lot. Happy Valentine's Day!"
8. "You're the avocado to my toast, the cheese to my pizza, and the marshmallow to my hot chocolate. You're basically the best. Happy Valentine's Day!"
9. "You're the Beyoncé to my Jay-Z, the peanut butter to my jelly, and the Netflix to my chill. Happy Valentine's Day!"
10. "I love you more than a dog loves chasing its tail. And that's a whole lot. Happy Valentine's Day!"
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