Funny sayings pooping

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Crazy birthday greetings sayings

1. Happy birthday! May your day be as wild and crazy as you are!2. Wishing you a birthday filled with laughter, fun, and a touch of madness!3. Another year older, another year crazier! Happy birthday!4. Here's to a birthday that's so crazy, it'll be talked about for years to come!5. Let's m

Cute plaques with sayings

1. Home is where the heart is2. Live, Laugh, Love3. Good vibes only4. You are my sunshine5. Home sweet home6. Family is everything7. Love grows here8. Bless this mess9. Happiness is homemade10. Home is where our story begins

Praying sayings

1. Prayer is the key to all the treasures of this life and the hereafter. - Prophet Muhammad2. Prayer is not asking. It is a longing of the soul. It is daily admission of one's weakness. It is better in prayer to have a heart without words than words without a heart. - Mahatma Gandhi3. Prayer i

New baby daughter sayings

1. A daughter is a little girl who grows up to be your best friend.2. She may be small, but her impact on our hearts is immeasurable.3. A daughter is a gift of love that lasts a lifetime.4. She may be tiny, but her presence fills our hearts with joy.5. From the moment she was born, our live

Best dad sayings

1. I'm not just a regular dad, I'm a cool dad.2. I'm not sleeping, I'm just resting my eyes.3. I'm not lost, I'm just taking the scenic route.4. I'm not old, I'm just well-seasoned.5. I'm not grumpy, I'm just in a perpetual state of dad mode.6. I'm not ignoring you, I'm just practicing se

Cool elvish sayings

1. A star shines on the hour of our meeting. - This saying is often used to express the idea that a meeting or encounter is fated or destined to happen.2. Not all who wander are lost. - This saying emphasizes the idea that wandering and exploring can lead to unexpected discoveries and growth.3.

Sayings for sweating like a

- Sweating like a pig- Sweating like a sinner in church- Sweating like a racehorse- Sweating like a glass of water in the desert- Sweating like a marathon runner- Sweating like a sauna- Sweating like a waterfall- Sweating like a steam engine- Sweating like a melting candle- Sweati

Hillbilly sayings

1. Well butter my biscuit!2. I'm happier than a pig in mud.3. You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear.4. He's tough as a pine knot.5. She's as pretty as a speckled pup.6. I'm as nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.7. He's as stubborn as a mule.8. I'm b

Climb sayings

1. The best view comes after the hardest climb.2. Climb mountains not so the world can see you, but so you can see the world.3. Life's a climb, but the view is great.4. It's not the mountain we conquer, but ourselves.5. Every mountain top is within reach if you just keep climbing.6. Climb

Nice sayings for friends who lost parent

1. Grief is the price we pay for love. Your parent's love will always be with you.2. In the garden of memories, their love blooms forever.3. May the memories of your parent bring you comfort during this difficult time.4. Your parent's legacy of love and kindness lives on in you.5. Even in t