Funny sayings that make no sense
1. "I'm as confused as a cat in a room full of rocking chairs."
2. "He's about as useful as a screen door on a submarine."
3. "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse... and chase the jockey."
4. "It's raining cats and dogs, better grab your umbrella made of cheese."
5. "I'm busier than a one-legged man in a butt-kicking contest."
6. "He's crazier than a soup sandwich."
7. "She's as sharp as a marble."
8. "I'm sweating like a sinner in church."
9. "He's as lost as a ball in tall grass."
10. "I'm as happy as a clam at high tide."
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