Funny sayings to add to photos
1. "Life is short, smile while you still have teeth."
2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
3. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
4. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
5. "I'm not clumsy, it's just the floor hates me."
6. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
7. "I'm not a morning person, don't talk to me until my coffee does."
8. "I'm not a smart aleck, I'm a skilled conversationalist."
9. "I'm not weird, I'm limited edition."
10. "I'm not short, I'm fun-sized."
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1. I never knew what love was until I met you, my heart belongs to you forever. 2. You are the missing piece to my puzzle, the love of my life. 3. I love you more than words can express, you are my everything. 4. You are my sunshine on a cloudy day, my love for you will never fade away. 5.
1. Living my best life, one post at a time.2. Slaying the gram with my cuteness.3. Just a girl with a camera and a dream.4. Smiling through life's filters.5. Embracing my flaws and filters.6. Chasing dreams and likes.7. Making memories and moments.8. Filtering out the negativity.9.
1. Life begins after coffee.2. Espresso yourself.3. Coffee is a hug in a mug.4. Behind every successful person is a substantial amount of coffee.5. I like my coffee like I like my mornings - dark and strong.6. Coffee first, adulting second.7. Stressed, blessed, and coffee obsessed.8.
1. You're my favorite notification.2. You're the WiFi to my heart.3. You've downloaded yourself into my heart.4. You're the password to my happiness.5. You're the perfect match in my search history.6. You're the upgrade I never knew I needed.7. You're the emoji that completes my message
1. Rub-a-dub-dub, time for a scrub!2. Splish splash, I'm taking a bath!3. Soak away your worries and relax.4. Bath time is the best time!5. Lather up and let the stress wash away.6. Bubbles, bubbles, everywhere!7. Cleanliness is next to cuteness.8. Time to make a splash in the tub!9.
1. Hard work beats talent when talent doesn't work hard.2. The only way to achieve the impossible is to believe it is possible.3. Success is where preparation and opportunity meet.4. Champions keep playing until they get it right.5. The harder the battle, the sweeter the victory.6. It's n
1. In vino veritas - In wine, there is truth.2. Wine is bottled poetry.3. Wine improves with age. The older I get, the better I like it.4. Wine a little, laugh a lot.5. Wine not?6. Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin7. Life is too shor
1. Hump day: because every camel needs a break in the middle of the week.2. It's hump day! Time to tackle the rest of the week like a boss.3. Hump day: the day that separates the strong from the weak in the battle of the work week.4. Halfway through the week and I'm already 95% coffee.5. Hu
1. You stole my heart, but I'll let you keep it.2. You're the peanut butter to my jelly, the cheese to my macaroni, and the love of my life.3. I love you more than pizza, and that's saying a lot!4. You're my favorite person to Netflix and chill with.5. You're the reason I believe in love at
1. The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs2. The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing. - Edmund Burke3. In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. - Martin Luther King Jr.4. The be