Funny sayings to put in valentines day cards

1. "Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you...most of the time."

2. "Love is like a fart, if you have to force it, it's probably crap."

3. "You're the peanut butter to my jelly, the macaroni to my cheese, and the weirdo to my normal."

4. "I love you more than pizza, and that's saying a lot."

5. "You're the cheese to my macaroni, the ketchup to my fries, and the marshmallows to my hot chocolate."

6. "You're the avocado to my toast, the bacon to my eggs, and the coffee to my mornings."

7. "I love you more than Kanye loves Kanye."

8. "You're the sprinkles on my cupcake, the icing on my cake, and the cherry on top of my sundae."

9. "You're the Beyoncé to my Jay-Z, the peanut butter to my jelly, and the Netflix to my chill."

10. "You're the bacon to my eggs, the milk to my cookies, and the cheese to my pizza."

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